If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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