That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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