I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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