I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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