well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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