omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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