there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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