So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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