I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how can u be prego again
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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