awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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