so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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