You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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