I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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