i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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