wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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