Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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