You really coming over, don't trick.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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