I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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