woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Drunk is not a location!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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