Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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