you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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