you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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