it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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