i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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