Who wears a wallet chain?!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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