Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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