At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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