just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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