okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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