After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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