so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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