He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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