So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Two words: nipple clamps
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