I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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