yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
tell your sister to shave her snatch
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize