Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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