Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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