no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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