why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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