Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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