Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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