Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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