I got chris browned last night
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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