Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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