there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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