There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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