I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
sex in a hospital.. check
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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