Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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