i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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