How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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