Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
