Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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