dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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