plz talk dirty to me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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