i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i just google imaged poop.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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