Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :( http://tfl.nu/bf6a
  Replies (6) Good night (948) Bad night (1724)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents.. http://tfl.nu/shss
  Replies (17) Good night (713) Bad night (3983)
• Favorite

  (386): View more from Florida

  i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (386): i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena http://tfl.nu/u4d0
  Replies (42) Good night (7668) Bad night (832)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party. http://tfl.nu/2ynx
  Replies (7) Good night (4755) Bad night (804)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information. http://tfl.nu/61w8
  Replies (6) Good night (4724) Bad night (940)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door? http://tfl.nu/on5x
  Replies (8) Good night (4354) Bad night (1059)
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend http://tfl.nu/jil2
  Replies (7) Good night (6443) Bad night (1073)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too http://tfl.nu/j3jp
  Replies (10) Good night (3153) Bad night (1067)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.

  (1-850): View more from Florida

  Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians. (1-850): Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue. http://tfl.nu/hc5m
  Replies (10) Good night (3419) Bad night (810)
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal? http://tfl.nu/87r8
  Replies (11) Good night (1067) Bad night (499)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level. http://tfl.nu/b08m
  Replies (6) Good night (923) Bad night (359)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less. http://tfl.nu/jxdo
  Replies (1) Good night (573) Bad night (347)
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues http://tfl.nu/x9jo
  Replies (0) Good night (610) Bad night (348)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it http://tfl.nu/6oww
  Replies (4) Good night (247) Bad night (482)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest. http://tfl.nu/9owr
  Replies (0) Good night (379) Bad night (99)

Randomize