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• (858): View more from California

  I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  The "puke-towel" started to grow something...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had

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• (805): View more from California

  He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How does a face ride mean we're back together?

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